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Sleeveless Hat Demo

by Cop Date

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Christoph is a disgusting man and he's got a disgusting plan. To find a woman as wild as he can. To put his balls in some kind of fan. Terrifying Sex Tased in the face and sprayed with mace. Sex with a gun, he'd find that fun. Billo butt tubes and chilli lubes. Who knows what he's gonna do. Get the strap-on
Cop Date 00:38
Cop date cop date Cop date cop date yeah Kind of a joke I kind of regret. Dating a cop off the internet. Be mean to a cop, that's my plan. Insult at the bar and a tinder ban. Didn't expect the date to go well. I should bail but what the hell. So what if i'm a narc and a sleaze. Tonight i'm gonna fuck the police.
You can't date a cop if they're already dead. It's too late if someone shot them in the head. It's not important how they died. If you date them you'll be crucified. No dates for dead cops No dates for you You'll be dead the world and dead to punk. All this for a dead cop you met at lunch. No dates for dead cops No dates for you Dead cops No dates
You were born to go to gaol. Fucked day one when you inhaled. Came into the world a spiky punk. No choice but get fucked on junk. You're in gaol now Studded handcuffs installed at birth. Norms stare at you with relentless mirth. They guess you were made as a stupid joke. Steal shit to sell for a bag of coke. To make them laugh and do what's expected. They see you and assume that you're infected. Your back patch, your chaos pouch, is what they've used to hunt you out. You're in gaol now
Truth is that i've never been to jail. Never had a problem as a rich white male. Not hard to imagine if you look at me. That I've led a charmed life most fancy free. But that doesn't mean I can't date cops, either as a joke or an elaborate plot. Because cops are out there dating every day, with every person in every way. Wouldn't want to hurt a cop's feelings, so I'll be thoughtful in all my dealings The date we're going on will be so lovely. A nice spanish restaurant and a bottle of bubbly. Sure i've never been on death row. It's hard to imagine that isn't a pro. You should be happy that my rap sheet is all pure fire lyrics and beats. Look cop, let's just go on a date. I'll bring you flowers, it will be great.
Time for a heavy coat and walk in the ocean. Or maybe not and just remain broken. Only thing I can do for a fix - fill myself with fried bullshit and chips. Body by hatred There's only one way to look this good. Come and take a look under my hood. My body is made entirely of pies. Don't believe me then check these thighs. Body by hatred
Cop Dog 01:13
Cop dog tumblr blog I just hate cop dog I just hate Weibo poliebo cop dog cop emoji dog emoji you're a cop dog Sixteen cops sixteen fucking dogs
You look like a punk but you smell like a cop. Cops is punks, punks is cops. You look like a drunk but you're a fucking cop. Cops is drunks, drunks is cops. Man on the tram, woman in Japan. Out back at my gran's disguised as a flan. Mums and dads is cops. Luke Leprosy is cops. Bands from Sydney is cops. Everything is cops.
Coppin Birth 01:08
Your life is a total sham. You will never be Bev Ham. You're a cop of the shittiest kind, born with cuffs of shit and blind. Cuffed in every single way. Poison city record birthday. [Redacted] is your favourite band. Time to work on personal brand. You are kindergarten cop, but an even bigger flop. Your big beard is not on trend. You will never have real friends Born a cop, fucking die one
Cop Hat 01:25
You're a stupid cop, and you wear a hat, and on your dumb hat you have put a badge Stupid fucking cop Dumb fucking hat You got your new badge at a cop show with cops. Cop badge with cop name. Cop Date is your favourite band. Stupid fucking cop Dumb fucking hat You're a stupid cop and you wear a hat and on your dumb hat you have put a badge. Stupid fucking cop Dumb fucking hat



released June 27, 2016


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Cop Date Melbourne, Australia

cop-dating, punk-baiting, self-hating fast hardcore from Melbourne, Australia. Our greatest achievement was having the actual cops turn up while we were playing dressed as cops, and no one having any idea what the fuck was happening. "Cop" our shit on the "Coplike Silence Etsy Store" ... more

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