Truth is that i've never been to jail. Never had a problem as a rich white male. Not hard to imagine if you look at me. That I've led a charmed life most fancy free. But that doesn't mean I can't date cops, either as a joke or an elaborate plot. Because cops are out there dating every day, with every person in every way. Wouldn't want to hurt a cop's feelings, so I'll be thoughtful in all my dealings The date we're going on will be so lovely. A nice spanish restaurant and a bottle of bubbly. Sure i've never been on death row. It's hard to imagine that isn't a pro. You should be happy that my rap sheet is all pure fire lyrics and beats. Look cop, let's just go on a date. I'll bring you flowers, it will be great.
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